Chouping 

the act of "raving" inside your own head while attempting to do errands, frequently dancing pretending like you are wearing glow-light gloves.

PJ can typically be seen chouping when he is blacked out around alcohol, weed, and adderall.

Chouping by Roommate6079 March 3, 2011

Chopping the Straddle 

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

Chopping the Straddle by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Choosing my battles 

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

Choosing my battles by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

Chopping board chest 

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup

Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

Chopping board chest by Alloy June 20, 2020

Chopping Onions 

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.

John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"

Chopping Onions by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013

chopping

also 'choppin'

To flirt. Often used with incorrect grammar.

Frank: Oooooh, Jimmy be choppin'!

Jimmy: Frank, for the last time, she's my sister. I am not chopping.

chopping by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009

choosing 

To show attraction to the opposite or same sex.

Dawg, I know she looks good, but stop choosing.

choosing by Clayton Brown September 21, 2005