chunneling

To Chunnel, Chunneling is the sexual practice of defecating inside a toilet roll, then inserting that toilet roll into a person, and having sex with that toilet roll whilst it's inside them.

It is commonly used around Maidstone and other areas in Kent in particular, and is named after the Channel Tunnel, because the act of chunneling looks a bit like a car going into the Channel Tunnel.

He deserves a good chunneling for that.

chunneling by eggsbag October 7, 2012

connelling 

Being unable to come to a decision on a purchase and constantly seeking advice from others to the extent of being extremely annoying. Then, going in the opposite direction of that advice.

Mark - "I'm thinking of getting a new iPod. I can't decide between the iPod Touch or the 80GB"
Friend - "You should get the touch"
Mark - "But what if I bump it at the gym while working out"
Friend - "Then get the 80GB"
Mark - "But I don't have that many songs to fill it up"
Friend - "I think you should still get the iPod Touch"
Mark - "I think I'll get the Zune"
Friend - "Ugh! Quit connelling!"

connelling by Rochester June 19, 2008

Cancelling 

Almost like Netflix ending a really good series on a cliff hanger at season one but instead of a televised series, canceling refers to this act being done a (maybe) not so perfect person’s public career

Cancelling
“Do you remember when James Charles got canceled?”

“Yeah me neither.”

Cancelling by Fine_custard March 7, 2021

The Cancelling-Out Method 

A sexual act, apparently originating from Gateshead in which a man who does not want his girlfriend to get pregnant but has engaged in unprotected sex with her lets his friend ejaculate inside his girlfriend, which "cancels out" the first man's sperm.

Chavette 1 "Hoy, did ya use a condom?"
Chavette 2 "Nah, ah used "The Cancelling-Out Method" "
Chavette 1 "Good call, ya divvn't want to get pregnant a fourth time"

The Cancelling-Out Method by geordieSpeak January 24, 2011

Cum Cancelling 

Sexual practice of cancelling your ejaculation.

"Shessh I no longer desire a bust; I believe a cum cancelling is in order"

Cum Cancelling by Bill&Frank January 30, 2023

changeling 

When you want to know how someone is in bed, but can't sleep with them for any number of reasons, and you talk a friend into doing it for you and reporting back.

Lola: Damn I wanna have sex with Aron, but Brad would KILL me!!

Holly: Yeah, he is really hot! I would totally do him!

Lola: Awesome! Will you be my changeling and report back?

changeling by BamBH December 15, 2010

Channeling 

The act of storing all your energy so you can use it all to go super saian

"KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Man that guy is totally Channeling!"

Channeling by Aquatix July 6, 2012