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Calani is an Hawaiian word extracted from the word Kalani, although they are both very different, Calani's are extremely rare to find, often living in small towns in their youth and travelling in elder years. Calani's in general are amazing, creative absolutely stunningly gorgeous girls that are extremely loveable in all ways.

Its estimate that there are only around 14 Calani's in the world and you are incredibly privileged to know just one. Calani's are usually sporty, loud, pretty and loveable or beautiful, very, very sarcastic, kind, smart as hell, generally loved and a crazy read-a-holic.
Most, have a fierce, dangerous edge about them and don't need saving, they will put you down so fast and the sarcasm that comes out of their mouths is insane. The have their own ideas and music taste and are often feared and admired.
Those are the best.

Calani's can be found in many places usually playing sort with friends or walking quietly with her gossiping friends while she walks with her head stuck in a book and its a common fact between the girls that they top them all.

If you find a Calani, please take my word, keep her. I didn't, biggest regret of my life. I love you Calani!
"Oh yeah, she's a Calani"

"Watch it man, that's Calani, she's got a bite"
Calani by Summer's the truth January 16, 2018

calalini 

Its a place on the border of your this world and beyond. The word comes from the case of Jani Schofield, a misdiagnosed schizophrenic kid who said all her "friends" live in "Calalini'.
"Calalini is on the border of my world and your world"- Jani Schofield
calalini by kshitijpandey July 8, 2020

calallen 

filled with fuckboys and white cheerleaders who want to be african americans. just a bunch of kids who like to vape and smoke the devils grass. the popular kids are popular cause there parents are rich suburban ass people. all the girls will suck a dick before freshman year.
example #1: the calallen cheerleaders wish they were african american

example #2: all the calallen kids are hoes
calallen by holychild777 November 29, 2018
A beautiful, cute, sexy, hot, gorgeous girl, who is funny, smart and loves to laugh.
That chick is so Cala, damn she so fine.
Cala by Isadreau November 22, 2011

calabash uncle 

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.
I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.

busaba calamari 

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.
An order of busaba calamari.
busaba calamari by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008