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Black jesus 

A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.
Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.
Black jesus by Shadowmog February 1, 2016

black jesus 

A term referring to an African American with extraordinary talent.
Michael Jordan advised the player who was guarding him not to mess wih "black Jesus."
black jesus by Originnone May 22, 2016

Black Jesus 

Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin
Black Jesus bagged that redbone, she a snack
Black Jesus by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017

Black Jesus 

Black Jesus was found running from the police.

Black Jesus 

Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.
Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
Black Jesus by Danish_Cookie0908 February 16, 2020

BLACK JESUS 

Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda
BLACK JESUS by SAVAG3D3VIL July 18, 2021