bageled 

drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord

the girl with the paul wellersdick got bageled at the party last night.

bageled by paul November 27, 2003

Bageled Toast 

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.

I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.

Bageled Toast by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

baggler 

The term baggler which was originally coined by the advertising team of Burger King has arisen as a fresh and new insult. If you think of the word Baggler in the terms laid out by Burger King and then apply them to a person or thing, its clear where that person/thing stands.

"You god damned baggler"

"Take your bagglers and get the fuck outta my car"

"That Avril Lavigne sure is a fuckin baggler, nice tits though"

baggler by Picturemerollin February 11, 2005

Bageled 

When you get stupidly high

Damn he’s a stoner and no he’s bageled

Bageled by Frank Albert November 26, 2019

dusche bagglery 

Dusche Bagglery is the plurl or present progressive for actions which can be described as "duschey" or "dusche bag."

I cannot take your B.S. or your rampid "dusche bagglery" any longer...
or
That is "dusche bagglery."

dusche bagglery by Ryan Clink October 4, 2008

Baggler 

Everyone likes a nice visit to their odd Burger King restaurante every nown and again, but often you get those chips that fall from their packet and into the bag; these are known as...........bagglers!

"Oh No i Dropped my baggler"

"Hey Johnson! Can i have a baggler?"

""Damn i'm out of chips!" "you still have your bagglers""

Baggler by Dr. Zaius November 19, 2006

bagelry 

the act of acting like a stupid bagel

you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry

bagelry by jimmy September 9, 2003