A fucking tortilla? 

A sponge rapped in a tortilla with a chewed piece of gum holding the tortilla shut.

Kyle gives Dave a snack.

“A fucking tortilla? Again?” -Dave

A fucking tortilla? by Flubbypancake April 14, 2019

a fucking knobhead 

Someone so tremendously fucking stupid, they could be classified as Sub-Doorknob in intelligence. Specially used when someone still cannot use "Their", "They're and "There".

P1: Hey, I think that's they're wallet, you should give it back
P2: In the least amount of respect possible, you're a fucking knobhead.

a fucking knobhead by notabearonblacktarheroin February 27, 2021

a fucking mongus

When you want to say among us with rage

I HATE YOU YOU ALWAYS PLAY A FUCKING MONGUS!!!!

a fucking mongus by Did you expect a name December 9, 2021

A fucking negative

Someone who's IQ and/or brain cell count is in the negatives. An uncommon insult used to describe someone's intellectual capacities.

That kid Josh, he's such a fucking negative, he is so fucking stupid.

A fucking negative by CubikLlama April 20, 2022

a fucking bitch 

Donald Trump. A homophobic and racist fucking bitch.

A: oh hey look! Its a fucking bitch!

B: You mean Donald Trump?

a fucking bitch by anonymous November 13, 2020

a fucking hoe 

wtf do u think it means smhhhh

'ur such a fucking hoe'
'says you, you baboon'
'ur so jealous'
'of what? your split ends?'
'baboon'
'fucking hoe'

a fucking hoe by TrueTrueTrueTrueTrueTrueTrue June 19, 2018

a fucking ride 

An old beat-down, raggedy, rusted, weird-noise-making, car that is on it's last miles.

Just a fucking ride dude!
Did you see that ride over there? It had a garbage bag as a window!

a fucking ride by Davis Allen January 17, 2009