D.C.D.C. 

dcdc or “drunk cigs don’t count” refers to smoking cigarettes only when drunk. This allows people who smoke when drunk to ignore the stigma of smoking and to use drinking as an excuse

Rob: Bro you can’t smoke anymore. That’s so bad for you.
Jake: D.C.D.C. man

Rob: Shit you’re right

D.C.D.C. by i don’t even care August 12, 2021

D.C. money 

Wealth, or net worth, obtained by living in the Washington D.C. area.

--So, Dave, why did you decide to go to American University?

--Man, I'm getting some of that D.C. money.

D.C. money by emmachictampa November 27, 2013

d.c.b. 

Acronym for Designated Cock Blocker. This is the most unattractive female in a group of women at a nightclub or like social gathering. Her primary purpose is to remain unintoxicated and defer all advances from would be suiters.
Also, the male counterpart is the friend who won't go home or go away when you are trying to get your freak on, as it were.

O.k., first and foremost, we have to distract the D.C.B., so we can make our move.

d.c.b. by captain cornbread July 1, 2006

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area 

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area - (noun) - Washington, D.C. Metropolitan Area - The District of Columbia and immediately adjacent jurisdictions to include Montgomery County, MD, Prince George's County, MD, Fairfax County, VA, and Arlington County, VA.
Washington, D.C. is one of the largest and most violent urban regions in the United States. In the 1990's, D.C was the murder capital of the U.S. In present day America, the Washington Metropolitan Area is home to some of the largest and most notorious gang population including the Bloods, Crips, MS-13, Latin Kings, Vatos Locos and Gangster Disciples to name a few. Violent crime is a daily occurence in D.C. and its immediately surrounding areas of Maryland and Virginia. The area is a cess-pool of illegal immigrants and a melting pot of cultures. Crime and events that once topped the nightly news have become second-page information in the Washington Post and regional nightly newscasts in the D.C. Metro Ghetto Area. Drugs and weapons flow on the streets like the blood they draw. The D.C. Metro Ghetto Area is the home of the most powerful politics on the planet. Daily commuter traffic tops the charts of the worst place to drive during rush hour, and environmental polution is a rapidly increasing danger. The D.C. Metro Ghetto Area is home to a multitude of prime terrorist targets, including the White House, multiple international airports, the Metro system and home base of countless federal government offices. The area is a prime example of the failure of gun control and a drug laws, and the poster child for the need of expanded public safety services, better education and hardened government.

People who proclaim to be from D.C. must reside within the confines of the District of Columbia and immediately adjacent jurisdictions to include Montgomery County, MD, Prince George's County, MD, Fairfax County, VA, and Arlington County, VA. The D.C. Metro Ghetto area is rapidly expanding by population to include Frederick County, MD, Anne Arundel County, MD, Charles County, MD and Prince William County, VA.

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area by Lev Doe May 17, 2007

D.C. Al Fuck Up 

Noun: 1. A musical error made while performing.
Origin: D.C. stands for De Capo, which translates to "From Head," in which "head" refers to the beginning of the song. D.C. al coda and D.C. al fine are musical terms where you return the beginning of the song and continue playing until either the coda a marker or the end of the song the fine. A DC al fuck up is when you fuck up your performance.
Usage: This term is best used to make note of your own error while creating the illusion that you know what you're doing.

Man, I didn't miss a note till that D.C. Al Fuck Up.

D.C. Al Fuck Up by MK April 25, 2005

d.c.h

Dirty Corporate Hippy.

Someone who acts like a hippy while still firmly under the thumb of the man.

Liz played frisbee and refused to eat meat, but all the while she carefully followed The Man's instructions. What a D.C.H.

d.c.h by schwaidzilla June 22, 2006

D.C. Metro

The most piece of shit mass transit system ever erected by the U.S. government. It not only runs late and is unreliable on every aspect whatsoever, it smells like garbage and you might get tetanus or AIDS just by sitting or holding on to the rails inside the car.

The stations have racist cops, their escalators never work, and when operating it sounds like an elephant getting smashed by a garbage truck. The stations are never air conditioned despite bragging about having installed new ones. Their also frequently visited by ugly people.

Some violent incidents and grievances occur on the Metro on a daily basis. These include drivers leaving the wheel and fighting the passengers, hobos stabbing people randomly, and gays obnoxiously bragging about the pointless shit they buy at the Georgetown Banana Republic.

Also expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for a train. You can check when a train is coming by the oh-so-efficient new Metro app except it doesn't fucking work, 'cause there is never service!

Due to high crime rates and drug trafficking, D.C. Metro no longer offers services to Northeast D.C., mainly the Howard/Shaw stop.

Washingtonian 1: "Hey why hasn't the train arrived yet? I've been standing here for 45 minutes. And the person next to me smells like shit."

Washingtonian 2: "What are you, fucking retarded? You're using the D.C. Metro to get to work?"

D.C. Metro by SweatyDCBallsack July 22, 2010