Back-Wooded 

To be sexually assaulted by a hillbilly in a rural, mountainous setting.

"I heard Kevin was back-wooded by a banjo toting hillbilly named Jim-Bob", said John.

Back-Wooded by Phillphd September 3, 2013

woofers 

1)short for subwoofer
2)audio components made for producing large amounts of bass
3)a subwoofer that is usually placed in the trunk of a car

Those 12" woofers woke up the whole neighborhood

woofers by bazooka tube December 28, 2005

Woofer Deal 

A term relating to a favored employee getting back door deals or special considerations from their manager. Employee must be a friend or secret lover of said manager. Employee is most likely sub par.

Tiffany: "Wow, how did Jennifer get to keep her job even though she received a DUI? Doesn't she drive for a living?" Mario: "I don't know. Must have been a woofer deal... She parties with the manager that slipped her into the new position at work"

Woofer Deal by kittyvideo January 10, 2019

butt-woofer 

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

butt-woofer by 1OO1 December 9, 2008

pussy wooped 

To be controled by a female.
Female has complete control of what you do, say, who u hang out with, and who you talk to

" Cant go to town tonight, misses wants me to stay home"
"Bro, ur being pussy wooped"

pussy wooped by DNHRDR December 26, 2007

Montreal-wooped 

To be absolutely destroyed by the Canadiens, or a team that has been upset by the team

Pittsburgh was Montreal-wooped because they suck!

Washington won the Presidents Trophy, yet, they were Montreal-wooped and upset by the 8th seed.

Montreal-wooped by mikexd911 May 20, 2010

woofdiculous 

for those dog lovers out there who are a big fan of the world ridiculous, woofdiculous is the word for you ! its a perfect combonation of woof and ridiculous, and it always feels so nessesary to say in a ridiculous time.

you feel me?

that F i got on the quiz is woofdiculous, i clearly deserved better.

that girls rainbow weave is woofdiculous, way too out of hands.

woofdiculous by lolimfunny14 September 7, 2011