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Volkswagen 

Dude, Volkswagens totally rock!
Volkswagen by unvmyvw May 13, 2005

Volkswagen 

VolksWagen, sometimes shortformed into VW, Volks/VolksW or VWagen is a type of car from Germany, started somewhere in the 1930's or so. It's believed that the idea of VW was thought up by Hitler, then when a Nazi heard, he liked the idea and started it.
Volkswagen translates into "People Car" or "The People Car" in German.

Sadly, lots of people don't buy VW because Hitler possibly thought up the idea or they just plain out don't like Germans.

But, that's kinda stupid. German engineering is really good, and it lasts and long time (Hence you see lots of old VW around)

The most known VW models are:
Beetle
Rabbit
Golf
Jetta
Karmann-Ghia
"Bob just bought a Volkswagen beetle"
"Volkswagen is German"
"Jane hates Volkswagen. She doesn't know a thing about good cars, though."
Volkswagen by vmml97 April 16, 2009

Volkswagen 

the best cars ever made, plus its my house
all hail the bug!!!!!!
Volkswagen by carl September 11, 2003

Volkswagen Effect 

Having good behavior when being monitored, but bad behavior when no one is looking.

Based on the 2015 scandal where Volkswagen cars were discovered to have low emissions when the vehicle's system could tell it was being emission tested.
My son is nice to his sister when I'm around, but I worry about a Volkswagen Effect when he knows I can't see them.
Volkswagen Effect by Mad Jim June 5, 2017

Volkswagen Polo FOX

Just like the volkswagen polo, this is the best car in the world, but if you drive this one especially, you are the complete king of volkswagen polos, if its the 86c2f in 1.4 I4 Diesel, you are an abosulte pog champ and my homie
You drive a volkswagen polo? Now knee before my volkswagen polo FOX!

Volkswagen Bonnet 

Yet another term describing a lady's private parts, in this case alluding to the subtle, pleasing curve of her pubic mound and how its so agreeably matches the contour of one's hand or that of the luggage compartment cover of an air-cooled Volkwagen Beetle.

North Americans may choose to use "hood" instead of "bonnet" but since "hood" essentially means "foreskin" the elegance of the euphemism is lost. Better stick to "bonnet".

The sobriquet is all the more more powerful if the lady has cared to shave.
Hey Sandra, why don't you come round after work so I can have a look at your Volkswagen Bonnet.

So Brian, how's it going?
Pretty good. I was polishing some Volkwagen Bonnet this weekend.

Mr.Darcy. Please do repair with me to the drawing room whereupon I shall offer you some of pa-pa's fine port and a sly feel of my Volkswagen Bonnet.
Volkswagen Bonnet by goody5 December 10, 2010