When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.

1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.

Twisting Carpet by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 5, 2009

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twisting off

Drinking Beer. Gone are the days of the church key (opener). Most beer bottles use twist-off caps for your convenience in getting to the brew without a fuss.

Just hangin' at the bar, twisting off a few long-necks, and watchin' the game.

twisting off by Chris Zizzo November 12, 2006

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twisting your sack

Is a common phrase meant for joking around. Similar expressions are such as "busting your balls" or "yanking your chain".

I'm just "twisting your sack" bro, I didn't put dog shit in your brownies.

twisting your sack by One_Rold April 19, 2014

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