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noob tubing fag 

One on call of duty mw2 which uses a grenade launcher. Usually they'll have this for perks: One man army, danger close, and commando. The noob tubing fag is very annoying and the only way to get rid of him is to do the same thing.
A player: OMFG noob tubing fag fucking cunt licker get a life

Noob tubing fag: HAHA u got owned by my grenade launcher.

Danish tubing 

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.
Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.
Danish tubing by AloePants June 6, 2016

tubing the yoobs 

To watch many youtubes

In particular as a legitimate sport or hobby
I was 'tubing the yoobs last night and found this hilarious cat video
tubing the yoobs by Jsvaioop December 12, 2010

Skinny Tubbing 

To skinny dip in a hot tub
Let’s go skinny tubbing because it’s warmer than the pool!
Skinny Tubbing by clavicle February 16, 2020

nude tubing 

the act of looking for porn on a non-pornographic website
i.e. youtube, wikipedia, facebook
eric: hey what are you doing?
dan: nothin much just nude tubing on youtube.

eric: why dont you just go to a real porn site?
nude tubing by Reborn5 June 15, 2010

slug tubing

the act of firing a noob tube at close range so it doesn't detonate but becomes lodged in the target. It's like using a shotgun, but instead of firing many pellets, it fires just one big "slug". Usually results in a kill. Popular among COD noob tubers who go to the extent of taking the "Ouch" challenge a little too far. However, this seems to be less "noob-ish" because slug tubers do not take advantage of the huge AOE explosion resulting from long-range tubing which may get a double/triple kill. Some people think that it's more humiliating to be slug tubed rather than be knifed.
Xen: damn! I got slug tubed! Why can't you use your knife instead??!!

SluG_Diu-ber: because slug tubing is so much more fun!
slug tubing by Sarcast December 12, 2010

Red-tubing 

Where you convince your friends that you're taking the laptop to bed so you can watch 'Family Guy'. In reality you logon to Redtube and give yourself a treat.
Stephen & Liam - "Looks like Ads is off Red-tubing again".