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Anus Truffles 

The "Instant Classic" term coined by none other than two members of Triple Helix loosely meaning "Ass Beans", or commonly known as "Poo". Not "Pooh", as in Winnie, but just "Poo" as in the thing you always manage to step on when you put on a pair of White Converse Sneakers. Anus Truffles are viewed as something you wouldn't normally put in a salad, or in someones tuna melt, however, it is always acceptable, and welcome in the mouth of the porcelain god.
"Dear Lord Timmy! You shat yourself a storm in your trousers! You must have quite a bit of Anus Truffles touching your genitals as we speak!"

"Eat Anus Truffles you vile beast!"

"ANUS Truffles! ANUS Truffles!" echoed over the intercom of the local FoodStuffery. "NOW at the low, LOW price of $1.98 per pound! Located by the Sugar Frosted Jesuses...es"
Anus Truffles by Gabriel Dolecal February 19, 2008
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sniffing for cat truffles

The act of your dog eating the cat poop out of the litter box.
Look at the litter clumped around Charlie's face. He's been sniffing for cat truffles.

magic truffles 

A small shaped piece of confectionery made with the Atoms straight from hell. Tastes like metal and soil, best to digest with other food. Sold in shops in Amsterdam.

These "truffles" will make you lose your shit as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.
--In Store--
Tourist A: I just bought 2gm of Magic Truffles!
Tourist B aka Shroom-master: I see you went for the pussy trip i got 10gm?

--few hours later
Tourist A: Look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
Shroom-master: Bruh what even is hunger?
Shroom-master: Why is everyone looking at me?
Shroom-master: The ambulances they are coming for me!!!
Shroom-master: Should have went for the pussy trip how long till this wares off!!

rooting for truffles 

Function: verb

Etymology: term originally associated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. Pigs communicate their sexual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.

1. the sexual act normally associated with cunnilingus involving the rubbing of one's nose against one's partner's clitoris 2. to perform such an act
Sally: Hey dude what's up with your nose? Are you getting a cold or something?
Mark: Nah I was up all night rooting for truffles.
Sally: Whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!
rooting for truffles by Alana Post October 14, 2005

dunking truffles 

When you get a magic mushroom, you gotta dunk it and flush it to get the best high. It also can double your batch and keep your shrooms growing.
I'm stoked for the party this weekend, I've been dunking truffles all week getting ready for the crew to get fucked up!

snuffling for truffles 

this is what the devil does on thursday afternoons
everybody knows that snuffling for truffles is wrong, but satan flies in the face of social convention
snuffling for truffles by h.monkey February 5, 2004

digging for brown truffles 

i saw someone grabbing at the ass. and i came up with this phrase.
if you are going cook with your hands, dont go digging for brown truffles.