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Triggernet

The alternate internet within the internet where all that triggers and are triggered reside and perish amongst their victimhood and sadness.

You may find the 'triggernet' within many reddit threads, in the comment section of any video on youtube and on the 'woke' side of twitter and instagram.

You can create a portal to the 'triggernet' by simply implying any view publicly online that goes against what the easily triggered believe in.
" watched ____ new video and ended up on the triggernet real quick in the comment section.

triggernessy 

Means when your a triggered because someone just got you messy (meaning in laughter) and your sitting there like “yo I’m dead”
Yo, You got me dead with triggernessy!”
triggernessy by Au_nt May 9, 2018

triggerosity 

the amount of triggerosity that you astore beyond me is unreal
triggerosity by TryhardCoty July 8, 2018

Triggerous 

Something's ability to trigger, or be triggering. Generally used for dramatic effect or as an expression of anger.
"This exam is so triggerous, it makes me feel like I'm in high school"

"I don't have the energy for this triggerous weather today."

Originating from Brandeis University: "The Rabb steps are so TRIGGEROUS!"
Triggerous by Coffeluver988888 November 13, 2018

Triggernomics 

/ˈtriɡər nämiks/

*noun*

An ideology of acceptance of excessive knee-jerk reactions and/or investing an exorbitant amount of emotional energy into being offended by or responding to innocuous words/gestures/phrases without understanding the surrounding context; often used as an attempt to gain acceptance into a like-minded group.
"Is this ok?"

*gives "OK" sign with hand*

"Uhhhh, did you just make that gesture with your fingers!? Do you realize how racist that is!?"

"Put down the triggernomics, I'm just saying that it's 'OK'"

Triggering a 504 Alarm

Triggering a 504 alarm
(slang)
When someone freaks out or panics because they can’t reach the person they need to talk to—usually during a stressful or urgent situation. Comes from the “504 Gateway Timeout” error online, meaning the “gateway” (the person you're trying to contact) isn’t responding. Basically: emotional timeout = meltdown mode.
Example:
“Bro, I texted Maya five times about the fight I had with my boss and she didn’t answer. I was triggering a 504 alarm thinking she ghosted me in my moment of crisis.”