fun times 

usually used sarcastically to describe a difficult or trying time

"I had three essay finals to complete in one weekend... Fun times."

fun times by goldenrule October 16, 2020

Shiver Me Timbers 

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

Shiver Me Timbers by British School Slang February 7, 2020

Timesuck

Timesuck is the name of a podcast hosted by comic Dan Cummins who does an irreverent and well-researched deep-dive on one listener-suggested subject every Monday on anything that’s interesting. Past topics include: The Golden State Killer, Spartacus, Area 51, The Knights Templar, the Jim Jones Cult, Doc Holliday, Joan of Arc, Slenderman, the Salem Witch Trials, and the Bermuda Triangle. Episode is also full of inside jokes, crazy characters, and a respectable amount of profanity.

On Monday’s I always suck hard when the Master Suckers drops a new Timesuck.

Timesuck by Hrylander September 7, 2018

Timesplitters 2

The Next-Gen version of Goldeneye

Timesplitters 2 was created by Free Radical, which included members from the team that created the N64 masterpiece, so no doubt this game feels like Goldeneye.

Badass Game

Make sure you get the Gamecube or xbox version, that way you don't have to spend 20-30 dollars on a Multi-Tap, though it doesn't matter what version you get.

Timesplitters 2 by B_MAN December 8, 2004

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

TimeStamp 

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.

OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!

TimeStamp by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

Trough times 

Pronounced 'troff', this word is the exact opposite of 'peak times', its antithesis. Used when something bad has happened, or when you are at one of life's lowest points. Used only by upper class, well-educated people, as 'trough' actually refers to the lowest point on a wave, such as a radio wave, and 'peak' refers to the highest point. The difference between the peak and trough gives you the amplitude. But this is not a physics lesson. Can also be used sarcastically when someone is talking about something that happened to them which could be considered trivial or pathetic.

Jamie: Oh God i just stabbed myself with a glass rod, have to go to hospital.

Miguel: Trough times Jamie, trough times.

Will: Yesterday I was doing this massive essay and I was working on it for hours, when suddenly my door flew open and my brother ran in pretending to be my mum! He looked like a downie!

Miguel: Cool story bro

Jamie: Trough times.

Trough times by slothbrainz September 16, 2011