thou shall not be gay'th

Something you'd say to someone if you lived in the 15th century or so and you had a problem with them being gay

Phillip, thou shall not be gay'th or thou will be executed fam

thou shall not be gay'th by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016

Thou suck'st 

Elizebethan version of "You suck!", invented by me.

Excellent to be used in English class, discussing Shakespeare etc.

Geek A: Oh, Shakespeare / Milton / Morus has given us so many unalterable vales and stuff, I so appeciate his view on ... generic crap

Geek B: Thou suck'st!! Shut thy face, noobe!

Thou suck'st by Captain Hero1989 June 17, 2009

Thou Graham Scale 

A scale in which rates someone’s thickness. The graham scale is also know as the graham scale of thiccums and a very high rankling is very rare.

“Jesus dude her ass is so fat, I rank her a 7.67965 on Thou Graham Scale.”

Thou Graham Scale by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019

Thou Chill Scale 

A scale in which ranks someone’s chillness. If you are ranked a 9 on thou chill scale, that means you are absurdly chill.

“Helen Winn is not hot but she is very chill. I rate her a 9.78 on thou chill scale.”

Thou Chill Scale by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019

Thou may 

This response is usually associated with may fuck and indicates an acceptance towards the sexual offering. This response with usually royalty figures.

Princess Emma: "thou may"
Prince John: "oh boy"

Thou may by ZebraMonkey October 8, 2016

Thou favored relative art homophobically curious

If you are missing a lot of braincells you may say this phrase in order to overpower any comment thrown at you, whether that be “Your mom gay” “No U” even overcoming the dreaded “Ur grandpap a trap”. No other phrase has been, is now, or ever will be more powerful than this. No matter what.

Your mom ga...

THOU FAVORED RELATIVE ART HOMOPHOBICALLY CURIOUS

Thou favored relative art homophobically curious by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Thou Needn’t Wear a Mask 

When a head of state is against the use of masks in public in response to widespread violent protests in their land, so that the police could identify and arrest the rioters; or in case any public mask hoarding could deprive hospitals of them—either situation contradicts public health measures in a pandemic.

During the coronavirus crisis, the implicit “Thou needn’t wear a mask” message only raises panic in the population that there aren’t enough masks available for everyone.

Thou Needn’t Wear a Mask by MathPlus April 9, 2021