The John Cooper School

A private school in The Woodlands, TX. Students are given outrageous amounts of homework, expected to follow an unattractive dress code, and also to follow several inconvenient and sometimes unnecessary rules.Tuition is very high, and scholarships are difficult as well as general admission tests (although several students clearly bribed their way to admission). A large percentage of students have been brainwashed into believing going to the same school with the same 50-100 classmates per grade for up to 14 years and having no life outside of school is really, really fun.

Student A: I love going to The John Cooper School!

Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.

The John Cooper School by manateeshoppingspree December 16, 2011

the John-Jen Syndrome 

A relationship between a man and his twitter account that borders on unhealthy, whereby said man tweets constantly but seems unable to spare his girlfriend one text, despite being able to both tweet and text on his mobile phone.

Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.

My boyfriend just got a twitter account last weekend and now he's suffering from the John-Jen Syndrome! FML

Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?

the John-Jen Syndrome by Nad48 November 23, 2009

The John Travolta 

When a married man turns down having sex with his wife, instead, goes and fucks a man.

Hey Carl , what you do last night?
"The bitch pissed me off, so I left and did the John Travolta."

The John Travolta by Pocketchange79 June 19, 2016

The John Frost School 

A school in newport that 'doesn't allow' homophobia or sexism.
People get sexually harassed and report it however the extreme amount of favoritism causes the teachers to never punish students they like.
In classes students will scream AND I OOP and SKSKSKSKSKSKS if they are vsco and the rest are just twats

Pedophile: So kid where do you go to school
Student: The John Frost School
Pedo: So I'm assuming you've been raped before
Student: Yep

The John Frost School by one of da peeps October 4, 2019

The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis

The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife

The John Horton by Longishdong August 11, 2021

The John Wilkes Booth 

During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.

Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!

The John Wilkes Booth by joesimmons March 17, 2011

The John Wick Double Tap 

Shooting your enemy once in the torso followed by a quick, accurate, second shot to their head. As seen, many many times, in the John Wick movies.

My boss is really on me this morning about some paperwork and he’s about to get The John Wick Double Tap.

The John Wick Double Tap by Frvnk Jveger May 16, 2019