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King of the Mahir Haters 

An individual with an intelligence quotient of 150 yet an emotional quotient of 10. He groans, saying he likes to ship characters in Skibidi Toilet and watches content farm episodes on repeat in class. Both of his parents were straight A's, his father being the class valedictorian and a physics major who was a soccer team captain with a 1580 on the SAT, while his mother was the salutatorian of her class and a master's degree in biochemistry who got a 1600 on the SAT. Meanwhile, this individual had negative grades in all his classes except math (Which he naturally enjoyed) and was so rude that he was banned from entering an educational facility. He places rings around his neck to make it longer so that it sticks out of the toilet bowl he wears on his head whenever he is not asleep. He hates learning, apart from the mathematics he acquired when he was still interested, and he has a worse attitude than the laziest kids in any educational facility. When he hates on a person, he taunts them behind their back and tries to suffocate the person by tying his long neck around that of the person he is hating on. He stares down at the suffocating person and groans "Uej Aeudentifoy aesuh skouiboudoey twoilit" ( I identify as a Skibidi Toilet) before eating the person's head, much like a Skibidi Toilet. His method of attack is similar to that of a boa constrictor. Additionally, he has severe hyperdontia and white spots and marks on every tooth from biting human skulls.
This "Huge waste of potential" that many use to describe the King of the Mahir Haters is the reason why all children deserve the best support from their families regardless of their attitudes and should never be abused. A lack of therapy, combined with neglect, caused this once-happy individual to fall into a deep despair that eventually transformed him into the tyrannical leader of a group of innocents whom he poisoned and turned into disgusting, mutant creatures. Everybody he converted into a Mahir Hater can be cured, but time will tell if he himself can be corrected.

Haters on the Payroll 

The phrase simply means that you are doing extremely well and are very successful. Success, fame and fortune will inevitably come with a large amount of haters. This is not a bad thing, without haters there is no one to prove wrong. Understanding that hate is a sign of envy and jealously should be used to motivate you. Just remember, haters gonna hate, that just means you're doing well.
"Yoo dude did you see Dan Bilzerian's snap story!? Looks like he was hunting warthogs out of a chopper down in Texas with like five hot mami's, friggin epic!"

"No, I hate Dan Bilzerian. His company is gonna fail and he'll be a broke ass cat like me."

Dan Bilzerian has haters on the payroll and they are working for free.

haters to the left

A command indicating that negative people should go away, or if you don't like something then GTFO.

First spoken by Kenneth on the TV show 30 Rock in March 2007, popularized on celebrity gossip websites such as ONTD. Derived from lyrics in Beyonce's 2006 song Irreplaceable: "to the left, to the left / everything you own in a box to the left."
"Don't let no one in who's not on the list because this mess is gonna get raw, like sushi. So, haters to the left."

"Beyonce is a goddess, haters to the left!"
haters to the left by LriG November 26, 2009

haters to the left

thought to be derived from beyonce's irreplacable 'to the left to the left' and used in 30 rock, but origionally used in the song 'Stuck in the Middle With You' in 1972, which was used in Pulp Fiction in 1992:

"Haters to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you"
"Haters to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you"
haters to the left by annab May 27, 2013

Hater of the arts 

Someone who hates on your craft and skill because you're too nice at what you do
Person1: *gets spawned kill*
Person2: wow ur such a noob getting spawn trapped
Person1: what? Ur just camping that takes no skill shut up
Person2: why're you such a hater of the arts?

hater of the arts 

someone who hates on your craft and skill when you do something because they were a victim of such arts and are jealous that they dont possess such skills
Person1: *gets spawn killed* : wow you're actually trash
Person2: is that why I killed you?
Person1: all youre doing is spawn trapping and camping youre garbage
Person2: no you're just being a hater of the arts

Person1: K