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The James Harrison Act 

The act of one football player tacking anther in a more aggressive way.... a good hit. And getting fined for it.
NOOOO! The Ref is call'in him on The James Harrison Act. AAwwww thats B.S put skirts on'em!

harrassing the giraffe 

the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.
Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.

The Humboldt Harrier

A cryptid found in far Northern California on the many abandoned beaches. It makes it's home in the small caves and ventures out only to feed on beach goers who litter. Nearly all of the missing persons cases can be linked back to this mysterious cryptid. Nobody lives to tell the tale.
Where did your new neighbor go? Didn't they just move in?

Yeah, well-- they aren't coming back, the Humboldt Harrier got them.

Harish Is The Karrupan 

Harish is The Karrupan

Harrison School for the Arts 

An art highschool located in Lakeland, FL thats open to any student in Polk County whos smart enough to figure out how to apply (ps, most people there arent.)
the school has twelve different departments, with orchestra being the worst, but to be fair theres not much of a difference between orchestra and the other departments, they’re all filled with the same breed of kids, rich white kids who think that they’re better than everyone, and that they’ll do something significant with their lives just because they can draw
(spoiler alert: they wont.)
Harrison is the sister school of Lakeland Senior High.
Person A: do you think i’ll become an important person when i grow up?
Person B: hah- of course not! you go to Harrison School for the Arts remember?

theharrisci8 

An absolute monster who plays fortnite, and it’s beats at photography. Uses meaningful quotes!
SHUT THE HELL UP MATSELL”-a meaningful theHarrisci8 quote.
theharrisci8 by SHUT THE HELL UP February 7, 2018