Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? 

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021

shot the food 

used to exclaim the loss of an important oppertunity usually caused by someones carelessness due to mind numbing repetition

Originally refrencing the game "gauntlet legends" where shooting the food (which restored health) would destroy the food, thereby causing anger and annoyance to all others playing it.

God dammit brian! you shot the food again!
Brian: sorry man, I guess I was just careless.

I didnt know our project was due today guys...I guess I really shot the food!

damn right you did.

shot the food by anon3323 September 24, 2006

first to the food drop

Offensive term for a fat person derived from the belief that they were first to the UN food drop every time, ahead of everyone else.

"That chick. She must be 250 pounds! First to the food drop!"

first to the food drop by Wizards Sleeve September 4, 2006

moving to California to write for the Food Network 

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.

Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.

moving to California to write for the Food Network by SocratesTheYounger February 22, 2011

Top of the food chain 

A hot girl or guy, really hot to hot. nothing compares. beautiful, gorgeous, smoking and so on.

Jeanna is top of the food chain! Damn she hot!

Top of the food chain by snippet August 12, 2009

Yeeting the food 

As of 2019 it’s a code term in the pro-mia community for intentionally making oneself throw up at high velocity. The point is to make sure all the food that his been recently consumed is yeeted out of ones stomach before it reaches the colon.

A play on the definition of yeet / yeeting

“No mom and dad, I’m not bulimic I’m just yeeting the food!”

Yeeting the food by She-Ra: PrincessOfPracticality October 9, 2019

guess the food game

A game between 2 or more people where there is one "feeder" and "taster", the taster is blindfolded and sitting in front of the feeder blindfolded, who stands in front of the taster not blindfolded and puts different objects into the taster's mouth. Often this is played as a drinking game where for every one the taster guesses wrong they must take a shot, where for which ever item they guess correctly the feeder must take a shot. However another version of this game is sexual, usually ending in the feeder putting their genitals into the tasters mouth. This often seen in porn.

I had so much fun at my Bachelorette party we all played guess the food game...of course there tones of bananas. XD

Dude...I got her to play guess the food game with me last night.

guess the food game by Daddy GM October 14, 2021