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A terrified love struck teenage girl who likes sushi a bit too much
Oh you ran into a TechDaan today? Must not have gone wlel. Did he try and bombard you with server shite?
TechDaan by ilikeplaneslol November 5, 2020
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Techdecking 

When you perform sex with another person while on a skateboard.
Brad and Mary were horny, but they didn't wanna fuck the simple way. They thought that they are far to advance to participate in the same activities that normies do. Mary looked around the room, and saw Brad's new, un-used skateboard, and she got an idea. Her and Brad went down to the local skate park, set down the skateboard, and undressed each other. They both stepped on the skateboard, and Brad slipped his 6.7 inch cock into Mary's wet pussy. Everyone at the skate park was staring at them, some even filming. But Brad and Mary didn't care, they were having the time of their lives. Having sex on a skateboard. When Brad finished inside Mary, they picked up the skateboard and their clothes and ran back home. They were thinking about what they did all day.
"We should call that Techdecking." Said Brad.
"Good idea." Said Mary.
And from then on, they each forever remembered the day they invented, Techdecking.
Being heavily under the influence of alcohol. Usually to the point of not remembering your actions.
"Where did you go last night?"

"I can't remember, i was teshed!"
teshed by LambdaSig August 25, 2011

TECHER WHORE 

A girl who sleeps with guys that go to any automotvie school
Amber is a fucking techer whore
TECHER WHORE by Charlie Ramos July 28, 2004
to be completely and utterly wankered beyond repair/ pissed/ shit-faced.

derived from the Lambda Sigma fraternity (University of Lincoln) whose main initiation task is to remove letter 'H' from the pub THE SHED, to create TESHED.
'I was so teshed last night, I went for a naked swim in the Brayford with the Chicken Cottage staff. STANDARD BANTER'
teshed by mulz69 August 25, 2011
I don't know how to opperate this compooter. I'll have to go get help from the local techer.
techer by w00tw00t April 5, 2003