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Taintenance 

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.
“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”
Taintenance by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011
Related Words
1)Max Tait is the word's to describe a penis that is so incredibly large you have to describe it as someone else's.

2) It can also be used to describe someone who has just shit themselves.
1) Holy fuck, that is a Max Tait penis right there!

2) You just pulled a Max Tait!
Max Tait by Coochie Muncher XD March 8, 2020

taintention 

When one's taint receives sexual attention.
Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.
taintention by Sean Bry July 25, 2007

kasper tait 

A handsome male whom participates in FUCKBOY acts.
"Woah, dude you're acting so Kasper TAIT. Chill with the FUCKBOY acts."
kasper tait by 🌚ops July 20, 2016
She is the taizet of his heart.
Taizet by twisterthemonk April 29, 2011

Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!