poptart suprise 

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.

OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..

poptart suprise by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009

dawn suprise 

When a man wakes up at the crack of dawn before his spouse or significant other, and proceeds to masturbate in front of the girl's face, and then screaming right before you unleash the holy man seed, giving her a facial for the ages.

"Well Sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue balls, so this morning I made sure I got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise."

dawn suprise by TheDudeYourGirlBeBangin November 17, 2009

Orange Suprise 

The act of rubbing sum smooth (never chunky) peanut butter on ones penis, then having an oragutan slowly lick it off providing great sexual pleasure free of charge.

If my girlfriend is not satisfying me, i will occasionally have a visit to the zoo for an orange suprise.

Orange Suprise by juan cabo121 March 11, 2010

Surprised 

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

Surprised by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

suprise

Common misspelling of suRprise. Seriously stop spelling it like this it is stupider than spelling hamster with a p in it.

I suprised my hampster.

suprise by Muzza2k December 14, 2008

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage 

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

Suprise buttsecks 

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.

Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG

Suprise buttsecks by MDspyro February 18, 2007