subjectively meaningless 

an activity that is objectively useful to everyone you know, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your compiliterate . her opinion is subjectively meaningless, that it is, it is meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.

subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012

subjectively meaningless 

an activity that is objectively useful to everyone you know, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you.

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless and fucktarded

boy 2) just ignore your computer illiterate. her opinion is subjectively meaningless, meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.

subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2012

Subjectivism 

When you may talking about what you want but not to be responsible.

Facts isn't important.
When non essential attributes of the subject prevail over the essential ones.
When mind above matter.

Man from subjectivism: I guess... i mean... I don't know, perhaps... I think, so...

Man from objectivism: It is. You are. X is X - not else.

Subjectivism by Objective Is True July 23, 2019

Subjective finance 

Objective finance is the only definition you need

Jackson used subjective finance in his arguments, but only to support Objective finance

Subjective finance by TheZestyPepperoni February 10, 2021

subjective sin

Noun: A label for inappropriate, sinful behavior committed by a Christian (or otherwise religious) individual on a regular basis, where that individual sees no wrong doing.

Billy and Ann are driving down the road when they are suddenly cut off by another car. Billy honks his horn and the car in front of him sticks their hand out the window, flips him off, and yells something at Billy. Billy states, "Oh man, that's not cool. And look, they even have a cross dangling from their rearview mirror". Ann responds and says, "Don't worry about it Billy. That's just a subjective sin. They see nothing wrong with their wrath".

subjective sin by droolyface February 1, 2022

subjectively objective 

When you pose a statement as an opinion, but you know it's absolutely a fact

Subject 1: We've been going to Five Guys all month, let's do Wendy's for once.
Subject 2: We can't, because Five Guys is the only correct option, but that's just my subjectively objective opinion.

subjectively objective by AerialSong May 23, 2022

Subtexting 

Anagram for buttsex; act of buttfucking

I saw two guys subtexting in a hotel!

Subtexting by SomeIdiotFromTexas August 15, 2022