steaming Nanaimo

1. The act of defecating on another's chest in two pieces then ejaculating between them, resembling a Nanaimo bar.

2. When referred to geographically (Nanaimo, BC), the act of defecating on another's chest then urinating around it, making it resemble Vancouver Island.

Jen was never able to eat her favorite dessert again, because of a rough night that ended in a steaming Nanaimo.

I always hated geography, but after that night when Jason gave me a steaming Nanaimo I knew every city on the west coast.

steaming Nanaimo by jimmyjojoshabbadu January 22, 2014

steaming heap 

A huge mountain like shit that reaches above the water. Generally burning your o-ring as it blasts out. Leaving a warm vapor rising from the toilet.

Damn Walt, Don't EVER drop a steaming heap in my toilet again!

steaming heap by Drew X October 20, 2006

Steaming Richard 

a sleep-over prank. while your friend is sleeping, you poop into a sock, microwave it for about 8 seconds, then slap your friend in the face with it

"Don't even think about giving me a steaming richard while i'm sleeping"

Steaming Richard by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

big steaming pile o'shit

Something Of Terrible Quality

Dude, this Creed Album is a big steaming pile o'shit

big steaming pile o'shit by heavysteve May 12, 2008

Steaming Aunt Jemima 

A bowl/bucketful of fresh piss and diarrhea, poured over someone's head like syrup over a stack of pancakes.

Non-Sexual: The juvenile miscreants were so vile that they gave a boat full of tourists a Steaming Aunt Jemima as it passed beneath bridge on which they stood.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.

Steaming Aunt Jemima by Captain Sodomy October 12, 2006

steaming dragon 

During fellatio, to pull your b'yotches head tightly into your pelvis as you cum and refuse to let go, thus causing her to gasp for breath out of her nose and release hot man sauce from the nasals... hence the "Steaming Dragon".

steaming dragon by Jackaboni April 25, 2003

Steaming Road Twinkie 

Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.

Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.

Steaming Road Twinkie by steaming road twinkie May 11, 2009