Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

Carpet Stainer by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

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Stainstorming

To contemplate a complex work issue while relieving oneself on the toilet. Differs slightly from slogging (s*hit logging) in that it can often be done in concert depending on the capacity of the facilities in the office.
Also closely related to core system log export.

Ralph devised an excellent solution to solve the big clients issues while stainstorming after $1 burrito day at the cantina.

Stainstorming by VBAHole22 November 3, 2007

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Jacob Starnes

huge penis ass nigga who fucks EVERY FUCKING WOMAN he sees

Nerissa-OH HELL YEAH JACOB STARNES FUCK ME

Jacob Starnes by Jacob_Lover420 June 6, 2020

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Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug

The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.

I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010