Sloading 

Loading, but extremely slow.

#1

Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?

Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.

#2

Veronica: This is so slow.

Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.

Sloading by Browniez February 7, 2017

sloafing 

A combination of sitting and loafing.

Alan starts sloafing on Ben's lap.

sloafing by JumboDS64 January 22, 2018

Sloading 

When you're trying to upload your file when doing school from home but everyone else has jumped online and that circle just keeps spinning.

Mum, it's still sloading so imma go play on my ipad.

Sloading by School-from-home March 23, 2020

Sloading 

Sloading is the slow buffering your computer or electronic device can go through, when the connection is bad.

I guess we won't get to youtube for another five minutes, it's sloading like crazy.

Sloading by CallumFoster January 29, 2021

slaningo 

The forbidden love child between a snake and a flamingo

"terry, your love is like a slaningo"

slaningo by Milford February 6, 2025

sloading 

sloading verb (gerund/present participle) & noun
sload·ing /ˈslō-dɪŋ/

(verb) The act of downloading or otherwise loading digital content at a painfully slow pace.

(noun) A download or data transfer that crawls along so slowly it feels stalled, often accompanied by growing user frustration.

Essay-deadline, 11 p.m.
Student (texting friend): “The journal PDF is sloading—3 MB left and the progress bar hasn’t moved in five minutes. If it doesn’t finish soon, my citation list is toast.”
Friend: “Ethernet beats dorm Wi-Fi. Plug in before the spinner hypnotizes you.”

sloading by Blake McBride May 13, 2025

slooning 

sleeping gooning

I hear Rachel’s vibrator going off at night, she MUST be slooning.

slooning by TheNumberOneSlooner June 17, 2025