Shwasted Shaturday 

The 7th day of the week. One is required to get drunk to a point where one cannot name the current day without slurring one's words. This is a weekly UVA tradition started by Dabney First Left (a.k.a. D1L; the Dabney Douchebags). A successful Shwasted Shaturday will end in blackout and waking up in a random bed with an incredibly attractive naked girl lying next to you.

"Yo man, I'm so smashed!"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"

"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"

Shwasted Shaturday by Thomas Jefferson + Dabney December 7, 2011

Shlastered 

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)

In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.

Shlastered by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009

Schwastedski 

when you and the boys surpass unholy levels of being plastered

Alex: Prat how u feeling after killing that handle?
Prat: Boys, I’m absolutely mad schwastedski

Schwastedski by plasterino March 22, 2023

Shastealer2 

Shastealer2 is a fairly well known YouTube internet voice over artist who plays his many parts dubbing over popular Disney movies such as The Lion King.

www.youtube.com/shastealer2

Currently hosting to over 2750 subscribers. Shastealer2 is slowly being recognised across the internet as a young star in the making.

Shastealer2 is also the creator of 'Yu-Gi-Oh GX' The Abridged Series. Lending his voice to many characters such as;

Jaden Yuki
Syrus Truesdale
Chazz Princeton
Professor Crowler etc etc

Which is still up and running of the account of www.youtube.com/darksideincorporated

'Have you seen Shastealer2's latest video? It's hilarious!'

'Dude, you should subscribe to Shastealer2!'

Shastealer2 by Richard Brian February 21, 2009

Schwasted

To be shit face wasted off your ass.

Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted

Schwasted by Zizzle and Karlizzle July 11, 2007

shwasted 

a combination of "shit-faced" and wasted. Really drunk basiclly.

I am not getting drunk tonight, I am going to get SHWASTED!!!

shwasted by ValAnne May 8, 2005

shawasted 

To be completely wasted, drunk, crunk, inebriated, shloshed, shit-faced, etc. Usually a playful term used by a highly intoxicated individual to fellow drunken friends.

"Let's get shawasted!"

Dude, I was shawasted last night.

shawasted by Kolo July 18, 2006