Shatnering 

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.

Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.

Shatnering by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016

The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.

- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.

The shutting up theory by XpOiYgjkL April 3, 2021

sputtering willis 

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

sputtering willis by David Goreman July 11, 2004

spluttering 

when you walk ungracefully or un co-ordinatedly usually using lots of hand gestures and/or just doing something in an awkward kind of way

"oh my god laura you you keep spluttering past jack lister."

"oh, how embarrassing."

spluttering by hayden595 March 1, 2008

shutterfinger 

-noun

1. a person that can't stop taking pictures, someone that has near obsessive compulsion to snapping away at everything with his or her camera.

Their fingers click constantly at the shutter button, hence the word.

He's such a shutterfinger, he always carry around his camera snapping away like a paparazzi.

shutterfinger by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009

earth-shattering 

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.

Some earth-shattering revalations

earth-shattering by vickyloka October 2, 2009

Shittering 

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.

"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"

Shittering by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014