Shitcunt Deluxe 

Similar to a standard shitcunt, but with sat-nav, power steering, and all the bollox!

Your mate bones your missus = Shitcunt
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!

Shitcunt Deluxe by Tom Casey December 30, 2003

shit cunted 

A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

shit cunted by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005

shitcunt 

In Australia the term "shitcunt" is used to describe only the most noble and prestigious people.
It's rare for an Aussie to call you a "shitcunt", as we don't say it to just anyone, you have to be honourable and respected to earn it.
You are very lucky if an Aussie has called you a "Shitcunt".
"ShitCunt" has no offensive meaning in Australia so think twice if you're not an Australian and calling an aussie a "shitcunt"

Aye, what's up, how's it going ya shitcunt.

shitcunt by AussieShitCunt September 2, 2017

Shitcunt 

When a lady eshewes conventional wisdom and wipes back to front.

'Hannah, you smell like a shitcunt - did you follow correct wiping procedure?'

Shitcunt by DaveArmadillo October 3, 2008

shitcunt 

a shitty cunt

pyro

shitcunt by Jimmy Saville August 15, 2003

shitcunt 

Red wine and white wine in a single glass, this is what a shitcunt is

Oh my god, you are drinking a shitcunt

shitcunt by sho0sh September 28, 2005

shitcunt 

A girl who gets fucked by every tom dick and Harry in every single hole a proper shitcunt!!

cor that maria has been getting it off everyone even my bird thinks shes a shitcunt

shitcunt by Big G February 16, 2004