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scrumpfle 

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.
Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.
scrumpfle by june t March 20, 2010
Related Words
scump scumping scumpy scumpany scumper scumpa scumpalump Scumped scumph Scumpt
Extremely dirty, showing lack of civilization, uncultured and not understanding the social norm.
They were so SCUMPY because they lived in a rabbit hole and only sat in their dwelling studying.
Scumpy by Toll the Troll June 6, 2018

Scampaign 

n.
A concerted effort to achieve a goal which relies apon deceit to be successful
v. i.
To engage in a concerted effort to achieve a goal using decietful means to succeede.

English Concatenation of Scam + Campaign
That canditate ran a scampaign to get elected.
She is scampaigning her way to a promotion.
Scampaign by Willi B November 14, 2004

Schumpeter 

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.
Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.
Schumpeter by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010

Scamp Champ

An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.
I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?
Scamp Champ by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Scumpunks 

Trailer trolls who like dirty drugs and sleeman; you can identify their nests by finding wolf or lion blankets hanging in their trailer or car windows (whichever one they are staying in for the night); they also often stink.
- I use to like Tibbs, but then he started hanging out with a bunch of scumpunks.

- Mann one of those dirty dinks had a bloody handprint for a week living in his trailer trash and Tibbs would just chill there; I guess he's part of the scummerhood now...