Testes Satchel 

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

Testes Satchel by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

satchel of richards 

Bag of dicks

Go eat a satchel of Richards

satchel of richards by anonymous February 1, 2021

bi-satchel 

one who is in love with both rucksacks and drawstring bags

"dude, he be bi-satchel"

bi-satchel by Hugh Jass March 27, 2004

Action Satchel 

An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.

Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.

"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"

Action Satchel by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

Satchel

One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.

Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"

"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"

Satchel by Tom Landon Hoppus January 13, 2020

Brown Satchel 

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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Brown Satchel by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012

Full Satchel 

The act of going balls out, no holds barred, to the max. Whether you're hitting something, driving, racing, or fucking, if you go full satchel you're doing it right.

Matt: My truck is pretty loud, especially when I'm going full satchel down 79.

David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!

Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.

Full Satchel by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017