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hung like a Romero 

/həNG/ līk/ a / Romero
- adjective

1) Hung Like A Romero: A phrase that originated from the great Ronnie Romero, PLAYGIRL Man of the Year, 1996.

2) Romero is a Spanish surname meaning: A person on a religious journey or pilgrimage; procession of elevated holy items. The pungent botanical herb of rosemary symbolizing remembrance and fidelity. A guardian of religious cemeteries or shrines. Therefore; being HUNG LIKE A ROMERO references having a penis that is considered a HOLY ITEM, being compared in size to that of a cemetery shrine, or a Penis that will definitely leading to Impregnation during intercourse.

3) Hung Like a Romero : the ultimate compliment a female could say to a man regarding his Penis.
Example 1)
"Oh, you are from the 90s - you're hung like a Romero!!!"

Example 2)
"I don't know Tommy very well, but Melissa said he is hung like a Romero and now she is pregnant..."

Example 3)

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnn Jonny - You are hung like a Romero!!"
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Robin Romero  

Robin is a male of dark skin and intellectual capacity that is beyond the reasoning of any reasonable person. Robin is the catalyst for the creation of the universe. The thought process of the Robin has undergone extensive studies and research. It was found that the thought processes of the Robin exist on dimensions that humans otherwise cannot exist. In recent years the thought process of the Robin has been adopted by the greatest minds of our time. Using the Robin for publicity and profits has seen the thought processes of the Robin come under intense scrutiny. It is argued that it can be highly dangerous and result in the cataclysmic end to the universe if implemented in modern warfare. The process itself cannot be defined as it does not exist on a level of human recognition. The results of the intensive study showed there was no thought behind the erratic impulses of the Robin. The Robin exists in an unoccupied multidimensional vector based quantum, running on energy pulses of extranomical magnitudes. The sheer power of the Robin can be ascertained to the balance of powers within the universe. The complex construction of this energy is made up of unique subatomic particles that do not exist to mask the Robin as simplistic and non-existent to protect this delicate equilibrium. Un-natural sources of the Robin would result in the planetary alignment being destroyed having an effect of instant and utter destruction of the physical realm. Therefore, the Robin must be kept a secret and protected. For further readings please visit: RobinTheory.org
Robin Romero : "hey, aahh" *falls over* *results in domino effect* *universe implodes*
Robin Romero: "woops!" :S
Robin Romero by Deza October 18, 2008

Ric Romero 

Consumer reporter for KABC, an LA station. Became a FARK cliche after writing a report on the "new" phenomenon of blogging in October of 2005. His name has become synonomous with Captain Obvious and Farkers frequently post his picture, along with an obvious message, and the phrase "Tune in at 11!" in various threads.
"Incredible new breakthrough called "sliced bread" being found throughout American grocery stores. Tune in at 11!!" - Ric Romero
Ric Romero by AErikson January 20, 2006

Daniela Romero 

Daniela Romero is a great kisser. She is beautiful, funny, and amazing.
wow. daniela is a really great kisser.
i gotta get myself a daniela romero.
Daniela Romero by tzip. November 5, 2011

Daniela Romero 

She is super cute and a trustworthy friend. if she loves you, never let her go. she is gorgeous and super beautiful. she is really good at kissing and she is also amazing in bed.
I love my Daniela Romero so much.

I want to get myself a daniela romero.
Daniela Romero by kpih November 6, 2011

Moises Romero

This one kid from equipo academy and is rich and get girls but breaks up with them fast asf faster then the fucking flash and has Gucci
A Moises Romero can I have a dollar rich kid
Moises Romero by sebastianthefatfuck November 24, 2018

David romero 

David romero has the biggest dick in the world he gives girls the best dick of their life he has fucked 10 thousand girls and his pullout game strong so he got no kids
David romero will give the bes sex
David romero by Liltimmy69 May 16, 2018