uno reverse card gaunlet 

The most powerful weapon in the known universe. Anyone who has held it has obliterated themselves in an instant. If you are able to wield such a weapon, you are most likely stronger than god himself. It is googol^9999999999999 the power of a single uno reverse card.

I will turn you into particles with my uno reverse card gaunlet

uno reverse card gaunlet by uno reverse card gaunlet April 16, 2020

uno reverse card resistance 

you're basically immune to the uno reverse card.

yes, it's very very real.

-you smell
-no u
-*uno reverse card*
- you fool, i have uno reverse card resistance

uno reverse card resistance by definitelynotalex69 October 9, 2020

Uno reverse 

when you answer somebody with a reverse uno card and they have to do what they said you should do.

Sofie: "I bet you can't do a backflip!"
Mia: *pulls out uno reverse card cutely*
Sofie: *does backflip cutely* *dies*

Uno reverse by Satan_Simp_OwO_blushes cutely January 31, 2022

Uno Reverse Card 

A deadly weapon too cruel and brutal for war. Holding this card guarantees that anyone who tries to attack you will instantly die.
Has been banned in all countries because of its instant contact lethality.
Even applies to non-physical attacks, such as emotional damage or punishments.

Teacher: You're getting detention
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: NOOOOOOO *proceeds to sit in detention for 50 hours*

Teacher 50 hours later: no bringing uno reverse cards to school
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: FML

Uno Reverse Card by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022

Uno reverse card 

THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE GALAXY

Human 1:you are cute
Human 2: *uno reverse card*
Human 1:...that's not true

Human 2: you can't say anything about it UwU

Uno reverse card by damn_ichikoOwO December 23, 2019

Uno reverse card 

A powerful weapon of mass destruction used by the Soviets during the battle of Pepe where the radical meme group JOE got asked who joe is witch led to the death of 69 civilians and 420 injuries. The Soviets used the weapon after their motherland was called gay. JOE quickly surrendered but the Soviets had to give up the use after the U.N's ban, due to the increased threat of sanctions and their economy starting to run dry.

Why did I waste my time, was this worth it?

The Uno reverse card killed thousands of blind crippled retarded orphans.

Uno reverse card by T3e May 21, 2020

Uno reverse card 

The best comeback to figuratively and metaphoricaly any argument even if you are already winning. Its impact and feeling contributed in the argument can be summed up in many ways. It is The equivalent to no u, the literal godsend to a victorious argument, the diamond glaz main on plane, the awp in mid, the child predator to church, the yin to the fucking yang, the water bucket to a 50+ block drop, the gaming chair to youtube rewind, the 360 mlg no-scope to any call of duty, the ammo crate to an assault player, the woohoo to a slease sim, the opium to before now china, the smell of napalm in the morning, the thicc belt to your ass, the literal equivalent to fucking god

Your best friends mom

(Ps - if i spelled anything wrong, if i did not use enough parallel structure, or if im just redarted, then its because im a highschooler with 5 children)

Guy 1) *pulls out uno reverse card"

Guy 2 *in universe -10 - 1*) *commits suicide*

Guy 2 *in universe 2-419*) *until dehydration comes full swing*

Guy 2 *in universe 420-1738*) *literally implodes and causes a supernova, the likes of which have never been seen, witnessed, or viewed, ever before*

Guy 3) *Yells "sick burn" until collapse of lungs to the point in which a fucking blackhole is created*

Teacher) *gets sued for doing jack shit* (as usual)

Dad 1 *father of guy 1*) *is getting head from your mom*

Dad 2 *also father of guy 1*) *is gay*

Uno reverse card by HighSchoolerJuuler December 1, 2019