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Puttered out 

When something is blown out and sloppy to the point of disbelief
Person 1: the fitment is so terrible we have to prefabricate everything

Person 2: yeah it’s really puttered out there’s no fixing it
Puttered out by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023

Portered 

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.
"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
Portered by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023

Portered 

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android
Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered
Portered by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Portered 

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.
I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered
Portered by Lilbob February 10, 2025

to pootered to putt 

I'm going to bed I'm jus to pootered to putt
to pootered to putt by Lilbabygogetr December 25, 2018