Put Peter Out to Pasture 

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.

Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

Put Peter Out to Pasture by SHLA July 24, 2012

browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.

I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.

browner pastures by jeru411 July 28, 2015

Posturing Pete 

A male, usually under 30 years of age, suffering from a a condition that forces him to act in such a manner that his exposed muscles are constantly in a flexed position.

We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.

Posturing Pete by briantroy December 20, 2009

posturbate 

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

Posturing 

Taking a position of defense whether verbally or physically.

She started posturing when her definition of hip-hop was disputed.

Posturing by CapriceClassic June 10, 2009

Ex-posure 

Unexpected encounters with your ex.

“I heard about this new show with a bunch of singles dating on a paradise island when their exes appear to mess things up.”

“Sounds like the ultimate ex-posure show.”

“Wicked.”

Ex-posure by MTVex April 12, 2014

Ex-posure 

When unintentionally exposed to an ex girlfriend or boyfriend.

“Yo, was that your ex at the party last night?”

“Yeah, total ex-posure dude, I had to split and smoke a fatty in the garage.”

Ex-posure by ex-posed dude April 12, 2014