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Owner of the New Orleans saints 

Pretty much any team in the NFL. the Main owner is Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons. the lower level co-owners is Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks . the Tertiary owners is every other NFL team. Because they are owned by so many people, they had no chance of ever winning the Super Bowl, until they cheated one year (without the knowledge of the Owners)
Tom Benson: wait.. I'm the Owner of the New Orleans saints

Matt Ryan: so am I.

New York Giants: Me too!

Cleavland Browns: And Us!

Cam Newton: i own part of that Stupidome

Tom Benson: what do i own then?

Matt Ryan: the hot dog stand on bourbon Street

New Orleans Water Balloon 

This is when you pull apart a women's ass and then pee inside it, filling it like a water balloon.
I sure want to give that girl a New Orleans Water Balloon

new orleans 

The best city in uncle sams homeland! Best city for underage drinking to occur! Fuckin-A
The Boot, Jimmys, the Hanger, Rendenn Inn
new orleans by sara April 20, 2005

new orleans saints 

the amazing team consisting of the stars-brees, bush, thomas, porter, vilma, and many more, which has won the 2009-2010 super bowl vs. the indeanapolis colts, 31-17. there was much irony in this game, in that archy manning, the manning brother's father, was the quarterback of the saints for a while, so they grew up in new orleans, and that the quarterback of the saints, drew brees, went to pardue, a school in indiana. the colts started off strong, with a 10 to 0 lead, with 8 first downs to the saints 1, but for only the second time in superbowl history, a team came back and won from a 10 point deficit, and a quarterback threw for 32 completed passes. go saints.
yes man!!! new orleans saints won the superbowl!!!!! marti gra early this year!!! woooo!!!!!!!!

new orleans nipple twist

when a flamboyant midget negro runs by awkwardly (on account of the midgetness) during the mardi gras celebration and latches his tiny little fingers onto a slutty college girl's exposed nipples.
becky: oh my god brittney! last night some little black guy ran by and grabbed my nipples when i was flashing some old guy. *shows brittney her nipples*
brittney: dayyyummm girl! thats one hell of a new orleans nipple twist!

new orleans 

Home of Mardi Gras, Lil Wayne, and the Saints
New Orleans, party capital of the world
new orleans by Jersey Kid February 17, 2008

land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama

made known to the world by The Weather Channel's own Jim Cantore during hurricane Isaac. Known to the rest of the world as "Mississippi".
Hurricane Isaac is projected to make landfall in the land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama.