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Shortened form of Non Sortie Producing Motherfucker. Term created by the "working" side of the U.S. Air Force. A sortie is one take-off and landing of an aircraft. Those that don't work on the flightline do not produce sorties and are thus labelled nonners.
Dad, what did you do during the war?

Son, I counted batteries in a box on a shelf. If there aren't 12 batteries in that box, it's my job to tell someone about it.

Dad that's pretty lame.

Well son, I am in the Air Force but I'm a nonner.
nonner by Crusader 4 October 11, 2007
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Nonexistent 

Anything on the Urban Dictionary that doesn't have a sex-based reference.
Person 1: Man, it's impossible to find something without a sex joke related to it's name on the Urban Dictionary, it's nonexistent!
Nonexistent by ieatcereal November 22, 2021
An annoying or idiotic way to say "nine," as pronounced by Gary on the Howard Stern Show and popularized by impersonator savant Sour Shoes. Pronounced like "groin."
I have noine pieces of vinyl from noineteen noinety-noine.
Noine by chains_addiction May 20, 2016

noneglasses 

That sensation when you feel that your sunglasses are still on top of your head when you've already removed them.
So there was me patting the top of my head, searching for noneglasses.
noneglasses by Bostranac September 4, 2015

none living 

This is a seriocomical warning about the consequences of offensive behavior.
Has anyone ever gotten into the Sarge's face and told him off?

None living.
none living by I, Wreckerrr May 6, 2021

Tuesday nooner 

When you text your significant other and state that you want to put their vagina in your mouth
Hey Heather, it’s Tuesday . You know what that means? Time for your Tuesday nooner.
Tuesday nooner by The nooner knows February 7, 2021