Nigger Notice

When a Nigger (not a black person) gives his 2 weeks notice at a job (which almost never happens cause we all know that niggers only consider smoking blunts, trickin on hoes and drinking malt liquors jobs) and doesnt show up the next day.

Brian: Dammit! I cant believe that little stinking coon gave me a nigger notice. He told me "YO MAN I CLEAN ONEADOSE GRILLZ UP TOMORROW WEEZ ONLY NEEDS DA ONE".

Nigger Notice by B-rabbit29 November 18, 2010

on notice 

When playing a best of game and one player is a single game or match away from losing they are said to be on notice.

Ben is one match away from losing this game. Drew put his ass on notice.

on notice by etard elite December 25, 2010

takedown notice 

A legal notice to an online publisher from an author or other party providing detailed information about a copyright violation and a demand to remove or disable access (display) of the published material.

I sent a takedown notice to the Wikipedia but the sysops refused to delete the material so I had to sue.

You can submit a takedown notice if you ever want to withdraw permission for a publisher to use your material.

A takedown notice is legally binding.

takedown notice by Patrick Eberhart July 30, 2008

Two Finger Notice 

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.

I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.

Two Finger Notice by mgibson746 April 14, 2014

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

Two Cheek Notice by Towrope November 17, 2020

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice 

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

short notice 

When a person gives you absolutely no fucking time to arrange plans.

Jesus Richard it's a bit short notice isn't it, I can't make it tonight sorry.

short notice by Nathan2495 January 18, 2017