3 definitions by mgibson746

Marijuana is nature's natural sleeping aid. Commonly used to alleviate symptoms associated with restlessness. If still unable to fall asleep, smoke another bowl. Smoke as many bowls as needed, up to the point of passing out. Consult with your street doctor and/or dispensary to obtain refills.
I was up all night staring at the ceiling. Damn, I should've had a sleeping bowl.
by mgibson746 October 5, 2014
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When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.
I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.
by mgibson746 April 14, 2014
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Usually refers to those that work the early morning shifts. Also, common among those in their adolescent or college years. A wake and bake compliments a wake and work quite nicely. Although a wake and bake is optional, it feels like an obligation to one’s self. If circumstances permit, one could squeeze extra sleep in and be at work in 15 minutes after waking.
I wake and work everyday for my 5 in the morning shifts.
by mgibson746 November 1, 2014
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