Archbishop McCarthy High School 

A lovely community that almost everyone leaves this school going to Broward Community College. The average height at this amazing high school is 5.2 and is invested with our local Weston thots, drug dealers, and crackheads. This school has an AMAZING FOOTBALL TEAM with our AMAZING SCHOOL SPIRIT. This friendly community comes together to enjoy our mass with Father Shidat and his singing. We are protected by our hot daddy deans. There even is a secret pool on the third floor of the school. Come to the school with good tuition prices raising by the minute.

Archbishop McCarthy High School gives many scholarships for students to go to BCC, also known as Broward College.

Archbishop McCarthy High School by The Mannequin From the Hallway September 7, 2019

John McCarthy 

Famous for such phrases as:
"I smell somthin' spicy, and I wanna eat it!"
"XBOX Live is awesome!"
"MMMM...that was a good Chinese dinner..."

Dude, yesterday I was playin XBOX, and...and...oh shit...someone stole my Ritalin...

John McCarthy by XevasionX May 1, 2005

Archbishop Mccarthy High school 

Pretty much everything is gay

The Archbishop Mccarthy High School is a not good

Archbishop Mccarthy High school by Mr. YEET January 25, 2019

Archbishop Mccarthy High School 

want to leave class for 20 minutes to get buzzed in the bathroom? want to play for/ cheer on the worst football team in the area? want to sit in mass for 2 hours every month and listen to father’s beautiful voice (it’s especially beautiful when he sings)? want to wear the most unappealing uniform known to man? well head on down to archbishop and join all the fellow fiends, hoes, nerds, and non catholics! it’s only $10,00 to be a part of this wonderful community!

Archbishop Mccarthy High School has an excellent football program!

Archbishop Mccarthy High School by Mr. Saxton January 5, 2019

Arch Bishop McCarthy Highschool 

A school where all the students are catholic and pray to Jesus on the daily. Everyone is super friendly and welcoming and nobody ever juuls.

“Hey classmate don’t you just love arch Bishop McCarthy highschool”

Arch Bishop McCarthy Highschool by DaddySaxton September 6, 2019

Archbishop McCarthy High School 

Pretty much everything is Gay

Archbishop McCarthy High School is not good

Archbishop McCarthy High School by Mr. YEET January 25, 2019

Cormac McCarthy 

Faulkneresque, Pulitzer Prize-winning author who wrote quality novels like "Blood Meridian," "Child of God," "All The Pretty Horses," "The Road" and most notably "No Country For Old Men," since it was adapted into a film done by the consistently brilliant Coen Bros.

Arguably, he's the greatest American writer alive. Many of his books are quite bleak & are heavy on Southern language ("Whatta you mean you caint!") but if you can handle that, you'll see what a treasure he is to literature.

Will there ever be another Cormac McCarthy? Probably not.

Cormac McCarthy by Soul_Driver October 23, 2012