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Masterbasium 

A large building dedicated soley to the arts of masterbation. Masterbasiums can be open to the public or exclusive clubs open only to paying members. Most masterbasiums have 3 main rooms, one for males only, one for females only, and a unisex room. There are exceptions though like the famous masterbasium called Hot Stuff in San Fransisco which has no unisex room, but has multiple suanas, and butt plugs glued to every chair. Most masterbasiums have tight nit communities. Members tend to encourage each other with chants while masterbating sometimes even tickling eachothers buttholes.
Mackie: I'm bored... Let's do something fun.
Jimmy: I have an idea! I just joined this masterbasium and I have a guest pass! Let's go!
Mackie: Can we ball bounce there?
Jimmy: This is an anything goes masterbasium, we can do whatever we want aslong as we beat off while we're doing it.
Mackie: Oh My God! Sounds wonderful! Let's go!
Masterbasium by Spudike June 5, 2018
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refer to most and multiply to definition by infinity.

*invented especially for a awesomely awesome girl named toothy who turns 17 today (04-04-10)
i love toothy the "mosterous"

*glares at stef
mosterous by teeballs April 3, 2010

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)
I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

masterfuckingbate 

When you masterbate with such passion and thrust that you are taking off like a fucking rocket.
Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!
masterfuckingbate by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

Masterfuwifey 

A masterfuwifey is a moot who is #sunny moot 💪🏼

Sunny met Dora *insert here long year ago*
Hey is that masterfuwifey?”

“Yeah, I heard she’s a mlb fan!”

“Oh, like that sunny ☀️ girl?”

“Yeah, like her!”
Masterfuwifey by Ordinaryamberr January 18, 2022

masterful gambit 

Used ironically to mock a (potentially premeditated) voluntary action that negatively affects whoever is doing it
Elon Musk: *slams penis in car door*
Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir
masterful gambit by DJDavid98 March 15, 2023

masterful bation 

Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.

They were wed soon after.
masterful bation by scodder May 9, 2010