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Masterbasium 

A large building dedicated soley to the arts of masterbation. Masterbasiums can be open to the public or exclusive clubs open only to paying members. Most masterbasiums have 3 main rooms, one for males only, one for females only, and a unisex room. There are exceptions though like the famous masterbasium called Hot Stuff in San Fransisco which has no unisex room, but has multiple suanas, and butt plugs glued to every chair. Most masterbasiums have tight nit communities. Members tend to encourage each other with chants while masterbating sometimes even tickling eachothers buttholes.
Mackie: I'm bored... Let's do something fun.
Jimmy: I have an idea! I just joined this masterbasium and I have a guest pass! Let's go!
Mackie: Can we ball bounce there?
Jimmy: This is an anything goes masterbasium, we can do whatever we want aslong as we beat off while we're doing it.
Mackie: Oh My God! Sounds wonderful! Let's go!
Masterbasium by Spudike June 5, 2018
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masterbatum

when someone offers you a choice between two things and you decline both and decide to masterbate instead
joey:listen man, you can either come with me to the grocery store or go make your own dinner, your choice.

penisface92: fuck you man, im about turn that ultimatum into a masterbatum.

joey:fine asshole, do what you want, youre never gonna get a girlfriend.
masterbatum by penisface92 September 17, 2011
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masterbasement 

it is a word that is harmless but actually is like a double untandra, or also a slip on words. its sounds much like masterbating or masterbation. it is used jokingly so it masks the other word
man, im going to masterbasement to her picture
masterbasement by wag 1 June 29, 2010

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026