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masterful gambit
Used ironically to mock a (potentially premeditated) voluntary action that negatively affects whoever is doing it
masterful gambit by DJDavid98 March 15, 2023
masterful bation
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.
They were wed soon after.
They were wed soon after.
masterful bation by scodder May 9, 2010
Masterful Marvin
Masterful Marvin by anonymous August 20, 2023
Uber Masterful
Uber Masterful by juanita geraldo May 15, 2009
Chef Masterful
The most legendary of all chefs, of such unfathomable power and skill non could ever dream of reaching. It is said after eating one of the dishes created by chef masterful, one commits suicide because of the knowledge that they will never taste such exquisiteness again because of the scarcity of dishes made.
Chef Masterful by Kinflir January 27, 2017
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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