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marlboro smooth 

New mentholated ciggarette from marlboro, released in a sleek blue and silver pack to compete with newports, and known for their andes-mint-like taste. Doing so well that 100's size are to be released.
"Hey Jimmy, lets run in da sto' and grab some Newports" "No way man, ima get me's some Marlboro Smooths, dey taste like andes mints!"
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marlboro reds

Marlboro Reds may be dangerous, but they have a great taste.
marlboro reds by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005

Marlboro Red

Heaven sealed in a red box. Marlboro's are yummy cigarettes that give you a delighful head rush that sets you flying away. I inhale it deep, and let the smoke slowley rush out of my mouth/nose.
Marlboro Red are pure heaven in a red box.
Marlboro Red by Kiddo xx December 9, 2008

marlboro reds

Marlboro reds are a popular short filtered cigarette with a smooth taste. Relaxes you and when angry helps calm you down.
Marlboro reds are always in demand, that's why can buy them anywhere.
marlboro reds by Rourke April 12, 2008

Marlboro Virginia Blend 

The best cigarette out there. Comes in a beautiful silver pack lined with gold, adorned by the classic blue tobacco stamp on top of the pack. What smooth operators smoke. Finally when they printed "20 class A cigarettes on the bottom", they meant it. Extremely repulsive to Newport smokers. That's because most Newport smokers don't know what a real cigarette is like. When I bum these cigarettes to people it's like giving away my kids. The only thing sexier and more attractive than a pack of Marlboro Virginia Blend is Jennifer Connelly.
smooth operator: wow, that guy has class, he's smoking that new marlboro virginia blend!

Marlboro menthol light 

The best mentholated cigarette money can buy.
That Marlboro menthol light was amazing and went smooth down my throat.
Marlboro menthol light by UDIG August 5, 2007

Marlboro smooth 

The best menthol cigarette anyone could have. Taste like pepermint, but not too overpowering.
Jim: I really need a cigarette!
Jon: Here, have marlboro smooth.
Jim:(takes a drag) Wow these are nice and minty. I don't think i will be smoking kools anymore.
Jon: You were smoking kools? why, those are really nasty?
Marlboro smooth by kman998 March 27, 2010