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mandle wax 

sperm, semen; any form of male ejaculate
"Look at the ass on that chick...I'd love to cover that with my mandle wax....."
mandle wax by DemmyMack413 February 14, 2012

han mandle 

Another way of saying man handled (to screw yourself over, basically), but in a playful manner, in friendly random terms.

Made up by the person who posted this on the last day of school freshman year, last period in Creative writing.
"Joo just got han-mandled!"
"Well, I will han mandle your face you emo hippo thing!"
han mandle by Nyssa W. September 24, 2006

Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
The manble is a complete list of rules to live you life by when it comes to woman
THE MANBLE

The complete guide for the man’s man

Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.

Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.

Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.

Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.

Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.

Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.

Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)

Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because

They lose value quickly

Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.

Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
manble by Lord Master Jay September 1, 2012

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."
A portmanteau of malding and brainlet i.e, someone who is both mald or malding and a brainlet.
Talha: wtf my hairline has receded even further back since thursday you've gotta be fucking kidding me man!
John: Don't worry mate, it's not that bad being a maldlet.
Maldlet by ZEENCARRYLORD January 19, 2020