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Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.
While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.
Text-lashing by RMWRan September 16, 2012

anus lashing 

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)
Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!
anus lashing by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016

Taint Lashing 

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.
Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

lashing rain

Most common name particularly in Ireland, for intense rain. ‘Lashing’ is also often used by itself. Informal but not disrespectful, and used and understood by almost everyone in the country.
“There’ll be lashing rain this weekend
“Ugh, it’s lashing out again”
lashing rain by leahhk22 May 21, 2021
To slap someone about the head with your cock. The lashings can be divided amongst a group of males to evenly distribute the lashings to the recipient. They should be delivered to the side of the face.
I can't believe she did that, wow, that bitch deserves like 90 lashings.

90 lashings, that's like 30 each.
Lashing by lashmaster September 6, 2009

fart lusting 

Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy.
I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!
fart lusting by Lucas_JWF January 15, 2009