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DAMM, HE REALLY DO BE LAZZING
lazzing by Vibelord February 9, 2020

laying low 

just chilling, trying not to draw attention to yourself so you don't get noticed or so certain people can't find you.
i just got busted dealin laying low for a little while aite
laying low by stashd July 7, 2008

laying tile 

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.
Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.
laying tile by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Laying the Scunion

Laying the Scunion can mean a multitude of things. The most general definition is as follows: To completely and utterly fuck shit up.
Hey man, what are you doing tonight? I don't know man..... probably gonna be laying the scunion.

Laying one on the beach 

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.
"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

Laying Conduit 

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.
Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.
Laying Conduit by CHOFAJ July 28, 2021