lady-boner 

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'

"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".

lady-boner by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

Lady-Boner 

When a Lady gets sexually excited and starts humping you or being overly excited with a red face or overly friendly.

She was so exited she had a Lady-boner .

Lady-Boner by Mazdaman November 26, 2018

Lady Boner Gone 

When a lady experiences and "ick" or her partner does something that turns her off.

"Lady boner gone, he dry humping me and huffing like a dog." said Lay Bankz.

Lady Boner Gone by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023

semi lady boner 

When the female can feel the moisture coming to their vagina.

“I saw Matt Damon and got a semi lady boner.”

semi lady boner by Cabbin February 12, 2018

Bonerfied lady

A genuine example of someone who supports and believes in the expression of love and joy for all human bodies through a feminine perspective. Specifically someone who experiences Rapid Onset LadyBoners.

Even a man who can appreciate another dude's forearms and butt, because it gives him a LadyBoner, can be a bonerfied lady.

Bonerfied lady by Byeuji June 17, 2023

Ladyboner 

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.

Woman 1: "David Beckham is so hot."

Woman 2: "Yeah, I have a total Ladyboner for him."

Woman 1: "George Clooney is my ultimate Ladyboner."

Ladyboner by I'mplayingpokemonsoulsilvernow August 5, 2011

Ladbyoner 

An attempt to spell Ladyboner that went horribly awry.

Person1: Ok so I typed out /r/ladbyoner and nothing's coming up. What gives?

Person2: You're dyslexic.

Ladbyoner by Cagnazzo December 12, 2012