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Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch 

A term first used in the Adultswim show, The Boondocks to describe Luna, a woman who was raised by wolves, later trained in White Lotus Kung-Fu, participated and won at the kumite, and is psycho as fuck.
Riley: You invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad. Granddad: How was I supposed to know she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch

Kung Fucked 

When someone has been fucked up via Kung Fu
Dave: Wow, Jim just got Kung Fucked
Kung Fucked by xAorta/Invisible39 January 26, 2010
The pursuit of physical and mental perfection.

Kung fu is used to take a chaotic mind and turn it into a flourishing garden of thought.

The physical side of Kung fu is what is seen on tv, its all people know about it because they are not worthy of its study until they realise it.

Kung fu comes in many many forms, it is not limited to a style, a style is somthing we make from kung fu.

Just because the styles available are what is on offer, does not mean that after you learn discipline in one style you cannot progress and create your own personal style based on what is essentially your most powerful stance, movement pattern, or technique.

Kung fu is misunderstood from its original intentions, purely because many heathens have gotten hold of it and are not following the rules associated with attaining and maintaining balance in thier lives.

Kung fu is not an excuse to pick fights, thought in this area is needed greatly because it is a fairly gentle art in most cases and this is misinterpreted.

The reason we are not shown what can be done by most kung fu masters is because of the nature of man and the overwhelming desire to do battle inherant within 'most' of us.

A dedicated passion for peace is what is needed to achieve control and perfection of the art.
Kung fu learner 'x' becomes gripped with what is in the movies.
He quickly loses control over the mental aspect through training only the body. this leads to very bad karma.

Kung fu learner 'Y' becomes gentle yet powerful and accurate through the correct path of 'mind first and foremost, body later' This leads to a very healthy lifestyle.
kung fu by Hotornot August 29, 2005

Kung Fu Pussy 

When you're ejaculating you shout "Skadoosh" and then salute the photo of Jack black hung above your bed.
Man I totally did a Kung Fu Pussy Last night
Kung Fu Pussy by Ayayyyyy July 29, 2019

Kung Fu Grip 

When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.

Kung Fu Grip by JON M. S. May 29, 2003

Kung Fu Necktie 

Kung Fu Necktie:
- 1. - (v.) - During a blowjob, just prior to ejaculation, the guy pulls his penis out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and cums on her neck.

-2.- (n.) - A hipster bar in the Fisthtown section of Philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of Johnny Brendas.
Jill: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Ed: " I totally gave her a kung fu necktie!"
Kung Fu Necktie by InkaDink January 24, 2011