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Kronk, masturbating and jacking someone else of the same gender off at the same time while shitting yourself and forcing the other person to eat your shit at the same time.
Dude what’d you do last night?”

“Performed the holy Kronk with a homie”
Kronk by Kronkrr April 12, 2020
when you get so high you aren’t in your body and can’t feel your mouth.
guys i’m so kronk right now i can’t feel my lips and these aren’t my legs.
kronk by crustydiscarge69 February 16, 2021
A man... no no a gentleman, basically a very smol black cat that often runs in circles a hits everything in his path.
He's very... smart?

There smol and has a nub for a tail, they have bladder problem.
(yes I'm talking about my cat)
Kronk : *Bites*
P1 : KRONK GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH.
Kronk by butterfaceben May 30, 2022
The most epic'est Rec Room player ever
guy 1 "Yo is that @Kronk?"
@Kronk "Hey how ya doing there buddy it's me @Kronk here"
Kronk by Galaxis June 3, 2022
Used by individuals that have no father figures to identify themselves in a subtle way
-"Bro my dad left me and got some milk"

-"Kronk"
Kronk by noobmaster69ikr December 10, 2022
Getting intoxicated in such a way that one loses all common sense.
Damn, did you hear about Billy? I hear he got so kronk last night he was convinced he could talk to squirrels.
Kronk by ezma May 6, 2023